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Darlene “Screamin” Pistocchi is the proud mother of two and the founder and creator of ScreaminMamas.


Darlene spends enormous amounts of time ranting, raving, eating and dieting from our South Florida Headquarters. She teaches high school English, Media, Film & Debate and has taught music, theatre and writing to adults, girlscouts and children of all ages.

At other times she tries desperately to focus on finishing projects, launching her business, paying the bills and making sure everyone is fed, even though one of the two has flown the coop. Love them both dearly!

You can visit her (past) biz website at harmoniproductions.com. or her personal website, darlenepistocchi.blogspot.com, though there might not be a whole lot going on there since she spends most of her time here.

Darlene’s many rants bring us “Teenage Tales of Terror”, “Dieting Dilemmas”, which you can find under humor, and on occasion she whips up a FairyTale or Poem instead of a bowl of pasta.

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Dec 1, 20241 min
December
Welcome December! Last month of the year... Bring us good tidings, Bring us good cheer.   Image from Freepik.com/PVProductions

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Nov 26, 20242 min
I Got This!
That's it! I'm done. Done with all this back and forth dieting! Why can't I just eat like a normal person? Why must I eat VOLUMES of food...

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Oct 9, 20242 min
Learning to Breathe Again
It always amazes me how rushed I make myself feel. Working, cleaning, teaching, cooking, learning, exercising - when really it's all...

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Sep 1, 20241 min
The Magic of September
Hello September Our Sapphire Friend, Bring us Harvests And Magic From the Heavens send, Anything broken May it mend.

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Mar 24, 20244 min
A Revelation
I was raised Catholic. I re­member how my mom so enjoyed get­ting our Sunday dresses and little white gloves ready for church the night...

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Mar 23, 20241 min
Thank You, Jesus.
Sometimes it takes everything I've got to pull myself up by the bootstraps and get through another day. As a single mom, (and I know...

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Mar 14, 20241 min
Shall We Dance?
So I was having a bright moment with the kids in the kitchen the other day. We were cooking pasta and chicken and somehow the subject of...

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Jul 13, 20231 min
Today
Today I Pray that My hands be nimble, soft and productive My body stands tall and strong My mind stays focused on only good My heart...

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Sep 20, 20221 min
Why?
I don’t get it. I go out and buy all the good stuff – chicken, fish, veggies, sweet potatoes, fruit, nutmilks, nuts, granola – I mean all...

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Nov 25, 20201 min
H.E.L.P.!
Mamas, why is diet always an issue????  It's been a few months since I posted about the dreadful "D" word because I thought I might...

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May 1, 20191 min
She’s Back
So, after another round of moving out, my darling daughter has returned home . . . with her little dog . . . I’m going to need a bigger...

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Jul 9, 20181 min
Driving Me Crazy!!
Well, what can I say? When my kids were babies I couldn’t wait til they were 7 or 8, so I wouldn’t have to chase after them all day. When...

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May 26, 20171 min
Mama Ocean
The Great Outdoors Peace… Serenity… Tranquility Mama Ocean, I love you This slideshow requires JavaScript. Hoping you all get out and...

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Mar 1, 20171 min
Hello March!
May it be  Pretty May it be Purple and  Blue May all of your Hopes and Dreams B l o s s o m and come true. Phantasy by William...

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Oct 31, 20161 min
Happy Halloween!
Frogs and toads and witch’s brew… All come together today for you. Abracadabra and eye of newt… May today you have a hell of a hoot! AI...

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Oct 19, 20161 min
The Princess & The Dragon
Fairy Tales Once upon a time there seemed to be a Prince charming and romantic a gentle touch and tender kiss… Until his Lady found out...

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Sep 26, 20161 min
The Mama Anthem
Cooking, cleaning Teenage drama, Woe’s the day for poor old mama. Bills galore no money to pay, But it’s always work… Never play....

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Sep 14, 20162 min
God’s Graces…
My beautiful daughter. (Pause) Truly a gem. Heart of gold… ambitious… independent… positive… hard worker… ray of sunshine… But when it...

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Aug 10, 20162 min
Motherhood…
Over the past few weeks, I have been reminded of how many well-intentioned people can make  you feel like a failure as a mom. Truth is,...

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Jul 13, 20161 min
Oy!
…and the holidays aren’t even here yet! OY!!!!

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May 27, 20161 min
Summer's Coming!
The summer is coming!!!! Which means kids will be home!!! Aye aye aye! So, let's have some fun... right in your own backyard. I'm...

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Apr 20, 20161 min
Oh, Those Teens…
Teenage Tales of Terror Well, it has been quite the ride. I started blogging years ago when the kids were under 10, screamin and shouting...

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Feb 12, 20161 min
Doris & The Diet
Dieting Dilemmas So, I go to Doris’ (a little local Italian Market) and buy these wonderful sub rolls, (6 for $1.99, and they are like...

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Jan 25, 20161 min
On The Rocks…
So, as we start the day, my daughter asks for a cold glass of water upon arising. Okay, simple enough. But, how can I pour a cold glass...

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