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“McCrazy” Wolverton is the mother of five (5!) lovely children who have the unbelievable ability to drive her absolutely insane.


Hence, the middle name, “McCrazy” – it’s a gem of a story.

 

H e r e i s D e a n n a ‘ s b r i e f b i o:

Deanna splits her time between running a crazy household and mitigating all kinds of circumstances and situations on a daily basis. Deanna is also the whipping post for ScreaminMamas, which means she takes a fair bait of hollering from the Grand Mama when things go awry at the homefront. She also heads up our Georgia division and is the Emcee and Hostess of the Georgia Peaches!

Can it get any crazier? But of course…

When this poor, harried mom is not being hollered at in some fashion, Deanna’s other list of jobs include: cook (chef a la cuisine!), housekeeper, chauffeur, nurse, counselor, referee, engineer, teacher, psychologist, personal assistant, bodyguard, entrepreneur and whatever else may come up! Even after all the madness, Deanna states she IS a certified MOM and darn proud of it!!

Her household could certainly not manage without her, nor could we. WE LOVE YOU, DEE!!

 

Deanna’s fruitful life brings us lots of humor.

 

@2015 All rights reserved. Deanna Wolverton & ScreaminMamas

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Posts (29)

Sep 9, 20211 min
True Love
So stinking adorable . . . Courtesy Deanna “McCrazy” Wolverton

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Feb 25, 20211 min
Toilet Tattoo
So my 7-year-old sat in the bathroom on the toilet with her computer for literally 35 minutes to do nothing but pee. When she finally...

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Jul 2, 20201 min
Turtle Ears?
Just spent the last 15 minutes listening to my little ones arguing with each other about whether or not turtles have ears? I’m kinda...

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Apr 24, 20191 min
My Kids Have Been Abducted!
The world must be coming to an end or something! First my daughter bought mulch for the yard and now today, she decided to clean the...

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Dec 12, 20181 min
Alyssa
❤ Some BEAUTIFUL work by one of our daughters… 16 year old, Alyssa. Had to share ❤

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Nov 28, 20181 min
Toothbrush, anyone?
How many days can a 7-year-old “forget” to brush her teeth while off of school ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Three.  The answer...

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Sep 16, 20181 min
The Mom Life
Just when I thought I have made it to bathroom by myself without the little ones, I hear a voice coming from under the door saying...  "I...

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Jul 20, 20181 min
Smart Mom
It has taken me 22 years of parenting to finally realize the first question I should always ask my children when they try to give me any...

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May 30, 20181 min
Booblettes
I’m going to have to teach my little ones about TMI...  I walk in from work and the first thing Lexi says to me is  “Hey Mommy, guess...

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Jan 8, 20181 min
Makeup & Phones
From the mouth of a 4 year old . . . “Mommy, when I grow up I’m gonna need eyeliner and a phone like you.” Lol. Always says something to...

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Jul 28, 20171 min
Breaking the Bank
Love when I come home for lunch. I never know what the kids have in store. Here was the scenario just a few days ago: My Daughter:...

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Jul 14, 20171 min
Toddlers & Bathrooms . . .
And this is why you should never leave a toddler alone in the bathroom… . . . done in less than 30 seconds!

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Jun 2, 20171 min
The Boy & The Spider
Teenage Tales of Terror My boy is 6’1, 200 lbs, and still comes running to mom to kill a little spider. Aye aye aye. . . Love my boy. xo...

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Mar 21, 20171 min
A Tonguey Story
Toddler Tales of Turmoil Just when I think my kids could surprise me no more I hear my 6 year old daughter, Kaitlyn, yelling from the...

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Mar 15, 20171 min
New Princess
Move over Cinderella! Kindergartener, Kaitlyn Livingston, gets ready for the Father Daughter Dance at Big Creek Elementary in Cumming,...

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Jan 23, 20171 min
Monday Morning Motivation
Too often we all get discouraged by just every day life in general.  We all have aspirations, and are capable of doing so much.  The key...

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Dec 22, 20161 min
A Unicorn for Christmas
How many times can my child say the word “Mommy” while I’m trying to eat my dinner upon coming home from work? The answer is 25 and...

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Sep 16, 20161 min
WTH???
You know that you weigh too much when you put on a pair of jeans and the seam that’s supposed to be on the outside of your leg is on the...

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Jul 15, 20161 min
Bathroom Etiquette
Gotta just love that proud parent moment when your child is in a bathroom stall with you and decides to look under the partition at the...

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Jul 1, 20161 min
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
At what age do kids stop being so damn stubborn????  Cuz it doesn’t look like 19 is that age. Omg… there’s no way I could have been this...

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May 16, 20161 min
Writing with Crayons…
Toddler Tales of Turmoil You know you’re a parent when the only writing instrument you have on your person is a crayon with bite marks on...

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Mar 1, 20161 min
Talking with the Zombies…
I knew my little ones were talented but now I know they are down right geniuses. Today Kaitlyn informed me that she speaks cat and owl...

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Feb 10, 20161 min
Enjoying Winter
Enjoying the Georgia Snow!!! These Beautiful Photos Courtesy Deanna ‘McCrazy’ Wolverton

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Dec 19, 20151 min
He Likes Me…
My 7-year old daughter came home from school today and this is what she said... “ Guess what, Mommy… Luke likes me. He said he wants to...

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