“It’s Spring! It’s Spring!” sings the robin.
“Hold it right there!” tweets his wife.
“Here I am freezing my tail feathers off…
this is the coldest I’ve been in my life!
You are a bird-brain, dear hubby of mine,
if you think I’ll lay eggs in this mess.
I’m telling you now: either fly me back South
or find a heater to put in this nest!”