Oh boy! Got me a piece of chocolate cake! My tail is uh -waggin! Luscious frosting… rich, chocolaty innards… all plated up and ready to dig in…. W H E R E A R E A L L T H E F O R K S ? ? ?! ! ! Ugh!!! Those Kids!!! After a mad dash through their rooms, fork is found… Excuse me, while I touch the sky! By: Darlene “Screamin” Pistocchi

Everywhere I seem to turn I just want to crash and burn! The pile of clothes, the oodles of mess No wonder I live in a world of stress! I love my kids, but holy stromboli My patience is up, let me eat a cannoli! It’s off to the closet to fetch my broom And whisk away from this dusky gloom! The_Witch_on_Her_Broom_Stick_by_Ida_Rentoul_Outhwaite,_1921 By: Darlene “Screamin” Pistocchi

What’s with teenagers and the garbage? Don’t they understand that it goes IN the trashcan and not sit ON top of it????? Anyone??? I am...