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Butt Scratch
Nothin like being in the middle of a Cracker Barrel and your 5 year old stands up and proceeds to announce to the entire room that her...

Deanna Wolverton
Nov 24, 2020


Turtle Ears?
Just spent the last 15 minutes listening to my little ones arguing with each other about whether or not turtles have ears? I’m kinda...

Deanna Wolverton
Jul 2, 2020


My Kids Have Been Abducted!
The world must be coming to an end or something! First my daughter bought mulch for the yard and now today, she decided to clean the house . . . . . . AND the other two big ones helped! My son was scrubbing baseboards and cleaning fans. WTH???? I am so scared as to what is to come. . . “Dear aliens that took my real kids, you may keep them for a while . . . I could get used to this now!!” Courtesy Deanna “McCrazy” Wolverton

Deanna Wolverton
Apr 24, 2019
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