So my 7-year-old sat in the bathroom on the toilet with her computer for literally 35 minutes to do nothing but pee. When she finally...

The world must be coming to an end or something! First my daughter bought mulch for the yard and now today, she decided to clean the house . . . . . . AND the other two big ones helped! My son was scrubbing baseboards and cleaning fans. WTH???? I am so scared as to what is to come. . . “Dear aliens that took my real kids, you may keep them for a while . . . I could get used to this now!!” Courtesy Deanna “McCrazy” Wolverton

Oh, to tackle life with all the certainty of a six year old, fresh off training wheels, yet to take a fall . . .