You Know You Are a Parent If..

• You quote Bluey

• You say you are going to the potty.

• Silence really is golden and rare.

• You wish you had a naptime.

• There is a strange substance on your shoulder that smells like milk and you don’t care.

• Multitasking is not a skill, it’s a necessity.

• You keep wondering why there isn’t a "this is what you do when guidebook for parents."

• You are prepared for every possible disaster by carrying a wide variety of supplies including band aids, snacks, drinks, and at least one pack of wipes.

• A darker side of your personality emerges when your child is bullied or mistreated in any way.

• In your mind, your children’s needs are more important than yours.

• You find yourself mesmerized watching a Disney movie only to discover your child has left the room.

• When someone asks what you are reading you say "Golden Books."

• A good night for you is when both you and the children go to bed early.

• You plan an in-home movie with a few other parents, and you are all asleep on the floor by 9:30.

• Dinner often consists of the quickest thing you can throw together.

• Your toddler may have worn the same outfit multiple days.

• You have new respect for your own parents.