You Know You Are a Parent If..

·       You quote Bluey

·       You say you are going to the potty.

·       Silence really is golden and rare.

·       You wish you had a naptime.

·       There is a strange substance on your shoulder that smells like milk and you don’t care.

·       Multitasking is not a skill, it’s a necessity.

·       You keep wondering why there isn’t a this is what you do when guidebook for parents.

·       You are prepared for every possible disaster by carrying a wide variety of supplies including band aids, snacks, drinks, and at least one pack of wipes.

·       A darker side of your personality emerges when your child is bullied or mistreated in any way.

·       In your mind, your children’s needs are more important than yours.

·       You find yourself mesmerized watching a Disney movie only to discover your child has left the room.

·       When someone asks what you are reading you say Golden books.

·       A good night for you is when both you and the children go to bed early.

·       You plan an in-home movie with a few other parents, and you are all asleep on the floor by 9:30.

·       Dinner often consists of the quickest thing you can throw together.

·       Your toddler may have worn the same outfit multiple days.

·       You have new respect for your own parents.